chinese sandblaster
when you eat a lot of chinese food and bend over, clench your -ss cheeks and sh-t in your lovers face.
“you smell like sh-t and looks like you took sandpaper to your face.”
“naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned chinese sandblaster an hour ago.”
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