Chinese Slant
a chronic condition, unbeknownst to many, whereby many women of asian descent – particularly chinese descent – have a 90° v-g-n-l lip slant.
that is, the v-g-n-l axis runs not from navel to taint, but rather from left to right.
l. has a really bad chinese slant. her puss looks like a second moustached-mouth below the belt; but hey hole’s a hole.
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