Chinese swing


a swing with accessibility to the rider’s genitalia/-n-s. supposedly invented in the far east. it could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: let’s go down to my s-x dungeon, and try out my new chinese swing. it has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: d-mn you know how to f-ck in luxury.

me: you’re making me blush.

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