chinese tugger
when two men get naked and stick there d-cks into a chinese finger trap. the first one out wins the chinese tugger challenge and moves on to the next round to face a bigger or smaller opponant.
guy 1: hey how about we go get wrapped up in a chinese tugger later?
guy 2 no thanks, i’m not a big fan of that game because i feel like i should look you in the eyes when we battle and then i cant concentrate sorry.
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