Chinkytypoism
a religion in which you are not allowed to press the shift key on computers. often have a special keyboard with a question mark b-tton that you don’t have to press the shift key to use. if you are not asian, you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint to become a ch-nkytypoist.
white guy: hey, dude, can i join the sacred religion of ch-nkytypoism?
ch-nkytypoist: yes
white guy: great!
ch-nkytypoist: but you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint
white guy: d-mn…
ch-nkytypoist: well, maybe…
later that day…
ch-nkytypoist: well, i decided you can be a ch-nkytypoist…
white guy: yes!
ch-nkytypoist: …janitor
white guy: screw you, b-st-rd
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