Chintopus
1. (n.) the nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a ‘tentacle’ covered chin.
2. (n.) what happens when dumb-ss adolescents dont shave. several gross hair ‘tentacles’ sprout and thus, chintopus. similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) someone with an octopus on their chin.
bob: “hey check out my beard!”
rob: “that ain’t a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you.”
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