Chip Beard
a strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of stacy’s pita chips. other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.
brad was acting like such a d-ck today so when he p-ssed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.
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