chip funnel
the art of creasing the open bag of potato chips at the top corner, in order to dump the remnants in your mouth. a maneuver carried out, when in a rush or when trying to speed up the road towards obesity.
hey, jimmy john, hurry up and chip funnel those doritos — we gotta go!
fat sam quickly chip funnelled his bag of doritos, so as not to decrease the pace towards downing his mountain dew.
Read Also:
- chi wing wong
a chinese dude which is totally awesome and he flies like a g6. as desicded as a legendary chick magnet 🙂 hey thats a chi wing wong right there!
- chocaconda
when you take a sh-t, that swirls around in a snake formation and has a head that sticks out of the toilet bowl water. you might have had dirreha but you havent had anything like a chocaconda!
- chocolate dip cone
what a milk chocolate n-gg-r looks like. look at that n-gg-r, he has dark and light spots that look like a chocolate dip cone.
- Chodder
(slang) n. a p-n-s of above average thickness. you should have seen his chodder, martha. i swear it was like a baby’s arm clutching a sheep’s heart. a fat person bob is such a chodder! a rather large chunk of poo. jimmy flew a right chodder down the loo! a terrible spelling mistake made by […]
- Choner
chick b-n-r- when a chick reaches a state of s-xual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a b-n-r. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: hugh jackman) whilst having a choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand male arousment. at this point, s-x is a […]