Chip Guy


partier of the male s-x who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can sn-tch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.
the chip guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.

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