Chip-impatience


the moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who i already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.
usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

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