Chip Twin
when one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. after suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the “hotter” or “funnier” twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a “chip” on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
party host: “where is andy? i love that guy. he’s hilarious.”
chip twin: “why is everyone always asking me where andy is? how should i know? i don’t know where he is all the time! i’m just as funny as he is!”
party host: “listen chip twin, you’re not invited unless you are with andy. robin didn’t go around trying to fight crime on his own.”
2.
guy at bar: “so how do you two know each other?”
chip twin: “we’re twins.”
guy: “no, seriously. how do you know each other?”
chip twin: “we are twins.”
guy: “come on. seriously, how do you know each other?”
chip twin: “you’re an -sshole.”
-twins walk away-
guy: “what did i say?”
-guy 2 walks up-
guy 2: “f-cking chip twins, man.”
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