Chipot-Bloat
any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quant-ties from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain
following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, joe collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. the night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.
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