Chipotle Coma
n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a burrito from chipotle mexican grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
after eating chipotle for lunch a devastating chipotle coma ensued, and i was unable to complete any work.
similar to a dutch oven, after eating chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. you pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. reverse dutch oven.
call a doctor… this woman has been in a chipotle coma for over two hours. she’s losing to much oxygen.
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