ChipotlJob
the act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; chipotle and head.
whilst enjoying your double stuffed chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your p-n-s. as you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your p-n-s. in an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she’s not, she’s sucking your d-ck!)
d-mn that b-tch gave me such a good chipotljob last night that i haven’t stopped p-ssing hot sauce for the last three days!
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