Chipple
a chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a d-ld-, used to plesure a male through the -n-s, it often leaves large splinters in the -n-l cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.
henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.
“suffering from chipples” is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. it is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.
“i’m terribly sorry madam, but i am afraid that your son is suffering from chipples.”
a chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a d-ld-, used to plesure a male through the -n-s, it often leaves large splinters in the -n-l cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.
henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.
chocolate covered nipples.
would u like to sample my chipples?
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