Chips Ahoy
a girl getting simultaneously penetrated by two or more chippendales dancers. this usually ends with -j-c-l-t–n on either side of said girl’s face.
oh dear, i can’t believe sister rose was videotaped getting chips ahoyed!
when you have a b-n-r because you gotta take a p-ss but then you get offered a bl-wj-b and obviously you can’t refuse. then instead of c-mming in her mouth you p-ss in her mouth. h-ll it’s all the same to you right.
“yo so last night i’m taking a sh-t when jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but i had a hard on because i had to take a wee. so then instead of j-zzing i p-ssed. it was a real chips ahoy she got p-ssed.”
“your f-cked up.”
this phrase is used to give someone props, in a sarcastic manner. kind of like saying “so,you want a cookie?”
john: i have 3 -ssociates degree’s 4 bachelor’s, 2 masters and a phd in health.
mark: wow, you really need some chips ahoy!
when the chick has some sh-t in her -ss and it rubs off on your d-ck and then you have v-g-n-l intercourse. then you punch her in the face to “sing, sing, sing”.
i hate when i chips ahoy, so i punch the chick in the face.
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