Chivowned


an expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.
ace:hey someone call 911! this kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

gary: ….that kid straight up got chivowned.

ace:……oh my god your right……

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