Chlorine Condom
the chlorine taste on a d-ck when a girl gives a bl-wj-b to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.
this girl and i were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a bl-wj-b, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.
#bl-wj-b #skinny dipping
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