choachella valley


an area in southern california; 100 miles east of los angeles (basically mexico).
most recognized by palm springs, a place that is pretty much a wanna be hollywood.

its dominated by rich old retired people, who drive expensive sports / exotic cars that usually go 10-15 miles below the speed limit.
it is a nice place to visit on the weekends (if you have money). living here is a different story. the youth who live here have absolutely nothing to do but drink, party, get high, have s-x, or go to work/school and sleep. “if your born and raised here chances are you will either be a stoner, junky, sl-t, or a thug” is what many of the local youth say.

weather: summers get as hot as 125 degrees. winter as low as 40 degrees.

police: usually have too much time on their hands and usually har-ss the youth.

population: 365,002

diversity: 44.70% non-hispanic white,

49.90% hispanic,

1.80% black/african american,

2.10% asian/pacific islander,

0.40% american indian and eskimo,

0.10% from other races,

and 1.10% from two or more races
“so where are you from?”
“the desert….choach-lla valley”
“im sorry…”

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