choad

usually p-n-s, p-n-s wider than it is long, or the area between the p-n-s and -n-s. taken from colloquial spanish.
lick my choad.
choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (p-n-s) which comes from the hindi word (chodna). chodna simply means to f-ck. the word choad however is what is known as a neologism. this is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. as it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) a short, fat p-n-s that is wider than it is longer
2) the area between the scr-t-m/v-g-n- and the -n-s.
3) a derogatory term used to insult somebody.
1) ducas has a fat choad.
2) last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) quit being such a choad.
1. a short, fat c-ck. must be wider than it is long.

2. anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a prius.
1. dude, that guy has a freakin’ choad!

2. my best friend is a choad. he’s fat as h-ll and he’s 5’2″
(1) a p-n-s, usually wider than long.
(2) the perineal area. see taint or grundle.
(3) pubic hair. this definition seems to originate from new jersey.
(1) whoa! he’s hung like a beer can! what a choad!
(2) lick my choad.
(3) eat my choad.
(1) a p-n-s, usually wider than long.
(2) the perenium, the area in between the scr-t-m and -n-s. also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) a chunky load.
(1) have you seen danny’s choad? that thing looks like a hockey puck!
(2) remember kids: never wipe backwards, or you’ll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.
1) a p-n-s that is wider than it is long.
2) a young man, usually white, who -sserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.
1) he’s a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn’t have a choad.
2) he put a f-cking spoiler on his car? what a choad!
a short fat p-n-s
d-mn f-ck my ex he has a choad!