Choadles
1) barnacles that grow on your t-st-cl-s.
man you’ve got a bad case of choadles.
i’ve gotta get rid of these choadles.
choadle: (v) 1)to choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. this is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) an auto-erotic exercise.
“g-dd-mn it brian, you burned that sh-t three times! go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!”
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