Choblik
when a guy works out for days without showering so’s to get very sweaty and smelly. then finds a hooker, gets a b-n-r, using his c-ck as a joystick he then proceeds to wipe of the sl-ts make up with his sweaty b-lls.
“after my wife left me i got really drunk and chobliked a hooker”
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