choc blocked
essentially getting c-ck blocked from completing a level on candy crush saga by the growing chocolate bar.
this is what happens to you when you are playing candy crush saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
candies are laid out in this pattern: ooxo
chocolate grows in the location of the “x”
“dang it. i only had one jelly to break and i just got choc blocked again! screw you candy crush!”
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