Choccy Squirts


the term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury’s dairy milk caramel.
unfortunately, the taste isn’t quite the same
guy 1: what’s wrong with alfonso? has he got the sh-ts?
guy 2: much worse. he has the choccy squirts.

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