Chocodiles

they are the rare-to-find yet quite tasty chocolate covered twinkies that are made by hostess.
a difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. one must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. upon removal, firm p–psicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.
that chocodile b-tt plug was the best!
the greatest snack you’ll ever eat in your entire life. doctors and s-xual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a m-ssive -rg-sm.
first person eating chocodile- “this chocodile is amazing”

second person eating chocodile- “it is the best thing ever”

person finished with chocodile- “i think i just came…”
exclamation most commonly used while under the influence to describe the amazing taste of food or drink.
after consuming illegal substances, paul declared that his chicken sandwich was “chocodiles.”

origin: american dad
roger: “haley, these chocodiles, oh my g-d. these chocodiles, oh my g-d. oh my g-d, haley, these chocodiles.”
a large, heavy set black woman, who displays a ferocious s-xual appet-te for members of the opposite s-x. chocodiles will often be seen unsuccessfully trying to seduce african american males; resulting in feelings of abandonment, overeating, and a strong dislike of white women.
monique is a chocodile.
a t-rd the measurements of at least 10 inches or larger.
d-mn, i left the biggest chocodile in the toilet.
the act of removing the p-n-s, after -n-l s-x, from the -n-s and while it is covered with feces and s-m-n to place it in the mouth of the recipient.
when i was finished plooking her in her f-nny, i fed her the chocodile.