Chocolami
the delicious combination of chocolate truffles served with a side of salami.
simple instructions on how to eat this snack of snacks.
1. take a bite of chocolate (truffle, candy, whatevers!)
2. eat a slice of salami
3. take another bite of chocolate
voila! you’ve just had a chocolami.
best served as an hor d’oeuvre.
d-mn, i’m hungry. let’s make a chocolami.
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