chocolate ass lips
the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate -ss lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) what the f-ck, thats sh-t
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate -ss lips!
(just blame the kids)
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