chocolate bandage of doom
where you’re visiting a friends or partner’s house the first few times and you need to p–p. so you wrap your hand in toilet paper and p–p in your hand then when you’re done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!
“yeah susan, i was at john’s house for the first time and i needed to do the chocolate bandage of doom!”
or
“i didn’t do the chocolate bandage of doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor…!”
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