Chocolate Baptism


the s-xual act of defecating on a woman’s forehead in the shape of a cross. symbolizes baptism… but with sh-t.
guy1: so what’d you do last night?
guy2: well, after having a few jagerdrivers we decided to try out the chocolate baptism. she seemed to like it.
guy1: that’s pretty sick, dude.

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