chocolate bathsalts
when you’re having -n-l s-x in the bathtub with a girl who’s constipated and when you pull out, she sh-ts out p–p nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.
me and marry we’re doing the dirty in the bathtub when i pulled out she gave me some chocolate bathsalts and it was nice.
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