Chocolate Beard
thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.
some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ign-bility of cleaning up someone else’s beard to avoid implication.
also known as a “manural”.
oh man, i just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
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