Chocolate blueberry smoothie
this is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman’s p-ssy, you shove them in a guy or girl’s brown star. you then proceed to pound your c-ck in and out of the -sshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with p–p. after the dude blows his load inside the -ss, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.
“it’s a good thing my girlfriend likes -n-l, otherwise i wouldn’t be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies i love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago.”
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