chocolate blumpkin
two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of “through the fire in flames.”
toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
dude, i got a chocolate blumpkin last night! ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes f-cked up the last chorus though…
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