chocolate box
-n-l orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.
after mike played three consecutive john mayer cd’s, ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.
a five-some with four black men and one white woman in the middle.
“did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!”
“yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever.”
a person (male or female) who is not only good-looking, but charming as well.
girl #1: did i tell you that billy left a surprise in my locker?
girl #2: no, what was it?
girl #1: a red rose.
girl #2: no way! that’s so sweet!
girl #1: i know, he’s a real chocolate box.
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