Chocolate Cakester


when a white guy f-cks someone in the -ss and lets them sh-t on his d-ck while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.
dave: f-ck man, my d-ck stinks.

andy: why dude?

dave: me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so i tried getting a chocolate cakester.

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