Chocolate Cheese Cork
a.k.a. the triple c
when a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to acc-mulate a healthy deposit of sm-gm- on his p-n-s. he then follows by having -n-l s-x causing
said sm-gm- to rub off and acc-mulate in and around the -n-s which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. this results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy -n-s cork.
tammy: “trixie, you’re not looking too good…what’s wrong?”
trixie: “i let this guy go through the back door last week, and i’ve been feeling like cr-p ever since.”
tammy: “did he happen to smell really bad?”
trixie: “actually ya…how’d you know?”
tammy: “ah ha…you got triple c’ed…”
wendy: “doc, i haven’t been able to go boom boom for quite a while now…”
doctor: “let me take a look…holy moly, you’ve got a chocolate cheese cork.”
wendy: “sweet cheesus…not again.”
doctor: “wait here, i’m gonna find some nachos!”
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