Chocolate Cheese Toasty
a guy sh-ts into a girls v-g-n-, then quickly slips his c-ck in and f-cks her until he j-sms into her c-nt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created
bailey: gee veronica not only do i really need a sh-t, am desperately h-rny, but i’m hungry as h-ll as well
veronica: dont worry bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
bailey: oh wow, what an idea, they’re my favourite
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