Chocolate chip muffin muffin
the s-xual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a m-ffin-top
“i took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip m-ffin.”
jesus in your mouth
leah: “is that jesus in your mouth?”
thomas: “yeah…no h-m-”
chocolate chip m-ffin-
the act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip m-ffin)
leah: “is that a chocolate chip m-ffin?”
thomas: “no, it’s jesus in your mouth…..no h-m-“
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