chocolate cock surprise
when you have -n-l s-x with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
girl one: omg! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate c-ck surprise!
girl two: omg! wut did u do?!
girl one:i cut his d-ck off and fed it to the dog
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