Chocolate Diamonds
an urban term that refers to when any male, puerto rican or darker, is “seeding” a woman. often times this is heard backstage at ruben studdard concerts or at the house of any of the kardashians.
hey b-tch, don’t spit that out…thems chocolate diamonds!
the act of shoving rock candy up one’s -n-s, then defecating on another’s chest.
man 1: what’s your favorite part of the day?
man 2: well, i would have to say its when the secretary, margaret, chocolate diamonds me during our lunch break.
when sleeping on the bottom bunk and the top bunk occupier takes a sh-t and it slides down the blinds to the bottom bunkbed.
brandon: “hey man im about to send some chocolate diamonds down your way”.
anthony: “i hope you got your fiber today!”
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