chocolate dipped lollipop
when you’re smashing a girl on her period, you pull out, have her sh-t on the floor, and you dip your c-ck in it. the girl then eats your d-ck.
dave- yo, you know that b-tch vanessa?
sam- yeah
dave- i gave that ho a chocolate dipped lollipop bro!
sam- you sick f-cker!
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