Chocolate Dolphin
1) while a couple completing the process of the s-x position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.
2) after dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) a piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
1) man (in process of completing 69 with woman): “yeah baby! yeah!” -begins sudden dolphin calls-
woman (getting excited): “oh baby!” -farts-
man: “that’s it baby! almost there! -continues his dolphin calls-
woman (farting, then sh-ts): “oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!”
2) teenage dude: “yo bryce, you’ve got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! but plug your nose bro. sh-t stinks!”
3) little girl: “wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! you know i love chocolate, and dolphins!”
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