Chocolate Eel
the act of obtaining a chocolatey coating on ones dong after inserting ones p-n-s into someone’s -n-s after having given them laxatives, or prune juice.
or, if your an unlucky chinese fisherman: the act of falling into a container of live eels and having one swim up your ringer. hence, a chocolate eel.
man, you hear about that chinese fisherman who got a chocolate eel?
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