chocolate fondue
the act of inserting one or more t-st-cl-s into a woman’s -sshole.
“dude, my nuts are killing me!”
“why?”
“i chocolate fondued some freakb-tch last night.”
removing a shower head, adding some p–p, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker
after he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.
the hot melted chocolate you drizzle on bodies and lick off.
its kinky.
my wildest fantasy is to have someone drizzle hot melted chocolate fondue all over my body and lick it off. yum
a s-x move in which the male creates a bowel movement on the chest of the female. he then proceeds to dip his t-st-cl-s in the fecal matter and into the woman’s mouth.
kelly said she wanted to try something new. so i made her a chocolate fondue.
when while having s-x, one partner opens the other’s b-ttcheeks and begins to suck on the -n-s. he/she sucks until the diarrhea fills the sucker’s mouth. the sucker then smiles and pushes the liquid sh-t through his/her teeth using his/her tongue.
bob: we had chocolate fondue.
joe: with strawberries or marshmallows.
bob: no silly! with diarrhea!
joe: …fun…
the s-xual act of giving the ‘reciever’ laxatives, then engaging in -n-l s-x. once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the ‘reciever’ sh-ts all over the ‘giver’s’ p-n-s.
i just chocolate fondue’d my wife. it was messy stuff.
derived from the videos of ‘tub girl’, this action involves having explosive diarrhea in a bath tub, but, unlike the original video, where the excrement lands in the mouth and chest area of the girl, this version involves the use of various fondue items, such as cheese and strawberries. place whatever items you may wish to devour later on a skewer and place in the line of fire until thoroughly coated, shake off any excess excrement, and enjoy.
guy 1: last night me and the guys went round lucy’s, she made some chocolate fondue.
guy 2: that’s f-cking sick!
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