chocolate-frosted tummy-sticks
an old thai pastime involving at least four partic-p-nts, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two v–gr-.
first the two males in question must b-ttf-ck the other two partic-p-nts for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. then, they must pull their sh-td-cks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike luke vs vader in return of the jedi. neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their d-cks. first to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
if you have never witnesses a game of chocolate-frosted tummy-sticks, no example will do it justice…
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