chocolate fruit snacks
sh-t comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a sh-t and the sh-t comes out in little pieces, those are called chocolate fruit snacks.
“holy f-ck, i was constipated and all that came out was some chocolate fruit snacks.”
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