Chocolate Glazed Delight
when one takes a watery poo and j-zzes on a woman’s chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scr-t-m and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a p–p glazing on his w-ng-doodle. the woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
“dude last night i totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital.”
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