Chocolate Goggles
a practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be cl-ssified as wearing “chocolate goggles”
“quick, while jake is sleeping, let’s tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles.”
“why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?”
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