Chocolate Gonzo
a s-x move where a man sh-ts into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. after the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet “gonzo”, and then procedes to use his nose as a d-ld- for his women partner.
jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like sh-t.
frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like sh-t because its a condom with frozen sh-t in it.
jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen sh-t condom in your freezer?
frank: because i plan on on giving my wife the chocolate gonzo tonight.
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