chocolate gretzky
when you are having -n-l s-x with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the b-tt end of your hockey stick into her -ss in place of your p-n-s.
(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)
last night i gave steph the chocolate gretzky. it was amazing.
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